Funny Quotes Free Android App

A enormous collection of amusing quotes! Updated daily!

Daily updated amusing quotes!

+ Best amusing quotes with pictures!
+ Save and share your favourite quotes.
+ Simple navigation and clean interface.
+ Voting system, your vote decide.
+ Сategorized galleries: hot, new, top and your favourite quotes.

This is the real deal.. Prepare your battery, to browse thousands collection of amusing quotes.

WARNING: Some image in this application may cause spontaneous, uncontrollable laugh. Please do not open this application in office, school or library! (or you can open it anytime and anyplace, I'm not your dad.)

Whoever you are, maybe you are come from a far away land, maybe you don't understand my language, maybe you are from a country that i never heard the name...
One thing is sure, everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
So, whoever you are, wherever you are, lets make this world brighter, starting with a smile :)

Do you need a smile on your boring day?
Do you need an inspiration for your Facebook status?
Do you need something amusing to amuse your friends?
Welcome to Funny Quotes! Нere is a daily updated amusing quotes to brighten your day! All is free!
Нere you will find various amusing quotes, amusing poems, humor, amusing images collection.

*Sharing Features:
Share image using Facebook, Twitter, Google+, etc.. (thanks to Jason Yates)

*Real Warning: these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

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-> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
-> I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-> Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
-> My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-> My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
-> I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
-> Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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